shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:


More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

(Source: d-eadrise)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.